Two blokes out playing golf come up behind a slow pair of ladies,
" go down and ask them if we can play past them" one says.
He walks half way down, turns and comes back.
" I can't face those two together, that's my wife and my mistress."
" You better go tell them "
The other chap accepts and strolls off. Getting near the women he turns back.
Reaching his playing partner he simply said " Tis a small world ain't it."