A Blonde goes to Spotlight to buy some new curtains.
She says to the sales assistant, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'
The sales assistant assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains.
She shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The sales assistant then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, 'Seventeen inches.'
'Seventeen inches ?' asked the sales assistant, 'that sounds very small, what room are they for?'
The blonde says, 'They aren't for a room, they are for my new computer monitor.'
The surprised sales assistant replies, 'But Miss, computers don't need curtains!
The blonde says, 'Hellllooooooooo ... Mine has Windoooooows...'
