1. Was at approx 85-90 km/h down the Gateway at Deagon deviation flyover, in very wet conditions exactly 13 days after buying ST 1300. Had just finished overtaking trucks, buses, vans and cars all doing about 65 km/h. I picked the bike and the bits that had decided to part company up, stuffed them into the pannier, check that the bike would start (reluctantly but it did), checked myself (bruised, slight graze and highly embarrassed), thanked the guy from the van who stopped to make sure I was alright and rode back home to sulk and lick my wounds. Insurance coughed up for the $9,500 insurance bill and the bike is as good as new after a loooong delay for parts. E.Q. 12/10.
2. This one was in the driveway at home, just out in front of the garage on the way to work one morning. So as not to disturb my son who was sleeping in, I reversed the out to the left, and warmed it up. Put on the jacket and gloves and hopped on the do a sharp right hander up the slight incline of the driveway to discover that my wife had parked the spare car much closer to the garage than normal halving my turning distance

which of course was insufficient. Of course my instinctive reaction was to throttle off immediately, but I forgot to pull in the clutch. Instant stall in the middle of a tight right-hand turn and down the bike went, wheels pointing up-hill. So extra effort was required to get the bike back up on its wheels. The first attempt was unsuccessful as I had left the steering unlocked and the handles bars weren't taking any of the weight. I got it to its wheels twice because on the first go I'd forgot to put the side stand down before standing it up, and was left holding up the bike with no where to go.

) Needless to say I was looking pretty

) by the time I finished. E.Q. 0.25/10. I don't think any of the neighbours saw it. :)
I've since read about lifting with the back to the bike and think that would have been my best solution.
An interesting side note to this was in both cases, within two days of each event I was hospitalised with Kidney stones. So hopefully there won't ever be a next time, but if there is, I'm going for the back to bike seat lift method!!
