Q: What do Easter Bunnies get for making baskets?
A: Two points, just like everyone else.
Q: How do you make a rabbit stew?
A: Make it wait for three hours.
Q: What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM?"
A: The Easter Elephant.
Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A: A receding hare line. (Insert your own joke here about why I know this.)
Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny.
Q: What kind of book does a rabbit like to read?
A: A book with a hoppy ending.
