Author Topic: THE BARTENDER  (Read 2084 times)

Offline Z900owner

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THE BARTENDER
« on: June 04, 2013, 08:29:04 AM »
Guy goes into a bar in Melbourne where there's a robot bartender!

The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Scotch."   
                   
The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says," 168."         
                                                             
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back into the bar.

The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"

 The guy says, " Scotch." Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "100."

The robot then starts to talk about V8s, VB, VFL and the Storm.

The guy leaves, but finds it even more interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar.

The robot says, "What will you have?"

 The guy says, " Scotch," and the robot brings him his Scotch. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

The robot leans in real close and says,

"SO, . . . you people still happy with Gillard?
 

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Re: THE BARTENDER
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2013, 09:43:19 AM »
YOU people are so cruel     :rofl
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Re: THE BARTENDER
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2013, 11:06:22 AM »
 :eek  :thumbsup
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