Dave was at work and he was bragging that he knows everyone in the world. One day his boss had enough and told him to prove that he knows everyone in the world.
Dave said " name anyone in the world and we will go meet them , they will know me" , his boss replies with "Tom Cruise". So they fly out to Tom Cruise's home and knock on the door.Tom leans out and shouts "Oh hey Dave , come in and have a cup of coffee and we will catch up". The boss is a little shocked but thinks its just luck , so Dave replies again with " Name someone".
The boss quickly says "George Bush".
So they fly out the White house and catch him on his way to a meeting. George notices Dave and shouts " ahh Dave good to see you again , come on and have a cup of coffee and we will catch up on old times". At this moment the boss is shocked but expresses his doubts. Dave replies again with" Name someone" and the boss quickly states " The Pope".
So they fly out to the Vatican where the pope is making a public announcement to the masses. Dave worries that he won't get the popes attention from here so he says " right i will go inside , the guards know me and will let me inside and in 30 minutes i will emerge on that balcony with the pope" and off he went.
30 minutes later , like he said Dave emerged on the balcony with the pope and then he returns to his boss.To his surprise , the boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.Dave rushes to the bosses side and asked what happened.
The boss replied " Oh I was fine until you came out onto the balcony with the pope but then some random stranger nudged me and said" Who the f*ck is that on the balcony with Dave""
