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Offline Biggles

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Any blondes on this forum??
« on: January 21, 2013, 01:23:39 PM »
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid.  So she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.  He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.  He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time.  He goes over and asks her if she's OK. 
She replies "Yes". 
He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are  dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting inside the house.
He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket.  She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said...
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Re: Any blondes on this forum??
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2013, 01:45:47 PM »
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Re: Any blondes on this forum??
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2013, 02:05:34 PM »
I resemble that  :think1
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Re: Any blondes on this forum??
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2013, 02:10:19 PM »
You tryin' to steal my thunder Bill?  :thumb
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Re: Any blondes on this forum??
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2013, 10:29:51 PM »
A blonde camper in the Kakadu National Park decided to take a dip in a lagoon with her dog, despite signs saying, "No Swimming - Crocadiles."
She swam to an island about 75 metres from the shore, then saw some crocs and refused to swim back.
"Didn't you see the signs?" asked the ranger who retrieved her in a boat.
"Sure," the blonde said. "But, I didn't think it applied to me."
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Re: Any blondes on this forum??
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2013, 11:04:36 PM »
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