Snow White goes up the hill to the castle to seek out the magic mirror. Entering the throne room, she sees the mirror on the wall and asks "mirror, mirror on the wall, whose the fairest, most beautiful of us all?" The mirror ponders for a moment and answers "of course it is you, Snow White".
Off she trundles, skipping happily as she goes when she encounters the ginger bread man, who asks why she's so happy. "You can ask the mirror in the castle anything and it will tell you the truth" said Snow White. The Ginger bread man, wanting some action, goes up to the castle and asks "mirror, mirror on the wall, whose the spiciest, sweetest man of them all?" The mirror ponders and says "of course, it's you ginger bread man". Over the moon, he leaves to tell all his friends.
This goes on all day, with all the people in fairy tale land travelling to the castle and returning happily. All that is, apart from Quasimodo. Quasimodo was found sitting in the corner, sobbing his ugly face off.
"What's wrong Quasi? Did you not visit the mirror?" Asked Snow White. "Yes" replied Qusimodo. " I asked, mirror mirror on the wall, whose the most ugliest, repulsive most disgusting creature of us all?"
"Well What did it say?" Asked Snow White.
Sobbing Quasimodo replied "Who the hell is Brock ?"
