The lawyer says: "I have good news and bad news."
The CEO replies: "I have had an awful day, let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer says: "Your wife invested $20,000 in five pictures that are worth a minimum of $2 million."
The CEO replies enthusiastically: "Well done, that is very good news indeed! You've made my day; now what is the bad news?"
The lawyer answers: "They are pictures of you in bed with your secretary.”
