..If I count all my lottery wins since the new year (17) in UK Lottery, Spanish Lottery, Euro Millions, Boston Millions and Irish Lottery, all with the same ticket no, and winning numbers of 05,06,17,20,28,42 (sup 33)......... and then pay the very minor clearance fees to the FBI for the release of 4 'diplomatic' boxes each containing over 4 million dollars, which are presently being stored at each of Atlanta, O'Hare, Charlotte-Douglas, Cleveland-Hopkins, Florida, and Houston airports, I could then employ Gina Rinehart to feed my cats while I cruise on weekends, and buy out Clive Palmers mining interests and offer him a job of polishing my bike every second Tuesday afternoon.
And then of course, there are all the family 'inheritances' ....
Damn it!... with an income of over $32 million per week since Jan 1st, I could even purchase a couple of kids for my cats to play with?
Obviously my fame and trustworthyness (and my email addy) has spread far and wide, there have been so many mega-million dollar business opportunities on offer, that I really am not sure of which ones to discard as being unworthy of my interest......
I do have a ball if I am in 'play mode' with some of these scammers, when I create a throw away email addy, and send them a reply that their 17 million dollar offer is not acceptable, as I do not deal in such trivial amounts of small change.
I did have one fellow on a string one time, where he was offering attractive valuable goods for sale, and I offered him a shipment of rare kangaroo feathers in return.
Must have taken him a few minutes to google Kangaroo feathers, as he got very shirty, and then claimed that I was wasting his time?...HE was the one posting spam, and who initiated the whole 4 and a half hours of emails back and forth, and I was wasting HIS time?
