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Offline JuST Peter

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The Goat
« on: February 08, 2015, 07:13:52 PM »
A man had been driving down a country road for hours, and decided he'd pull over to get some fresh air.

He got out, and started walking in a paddock. As he walked, he came upon a hole. Wanting to see how deep it was, he threw a pebble down. No sound. So he threw a medium-sized rock down. No sound. The man started to get frustrated, so he threw a boulder down. No sound. As he searched about, he spotted a railway sleeper. He dragged it over to the hole, and threw it in. No sound.

He sat down on the ground, exhausted. Suddenly, he saw a goat running at him, full speed. He leaped up, and it brushed past him, and jumped into the hole. He listened, but there was no sound.

He sat down again. A few minutes later, a farmer came walking up. The man asked him, "How deep is this hole?" The farmer said, "Oh. Thats the bottomless pit. It never ends. Say, have you seen my prize goat?"

The man, not wanting to get the blame, said, "No." The farmer said, "Oh well. He can't get far. He was tied to a railway sleeper"
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Re: The Goat
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2015, 07:15:52 PM »
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Re: The Goat
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2015, 02:08:14 PM »
I think we need to recruit some new members. This is the third time in 12 months I have read this story.

Still get a laugh as I saw it portrayed on TV a number of years ago.

Keep them coming.

 

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Re: The Goat
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2015, 02:50:17 PM »
I think Al Zymer has been talking to them Hoffy
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Re: The Goat
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2015, 02:58:06 PM »
I see the title, I check the punchline and save myself a bit of time.
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Re: The Goat
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2015, 07:28:56 PM »
I think Al Zymer has been talking to them Hoffy
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Re: The Goat
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2015, 06:20:46 AM »
I see the title, I check the punchline and save myself a bit of time.
Recycling is a wonderful thing when it's glass, aluminium and paper.     :grin

Come on Biggles loosen up a little, I have seen it before but it is still good for a laugh  :grin :crackup :rofl ++
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Re: The Goat
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2015, 08:22:21 AM »
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Come on Biggles loosen up a little

Oh trust me, that is Biggles lightened up   Wot thuh

You do not want to be there when he lets go totaly...... o:)
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Re: The Goat
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2015, 10:48:21 AM »
Every day is a new day  :grin

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