Had a coffee at a mates home, and we were chatting on the lawn as I was about to leave.
Local teen hero was pedalling his bike down the road, when he noticed two young femmes walking along the footpath outside mates house. (DON"T LOOK AT THEM!)
He dug into his pocket and produced a phone which he then appeared to be texting with, using both hands.
After passing the girls, he turned to look over his shoulder, to see if they noticed how clever he was at multitasking, simultaneously texting and riding hands free.....
Anyway, there was this ute parked in front of next door neighbours house...................
The girls didn't look back until the sound of the impact.
Very vocal rider, but had a hi-pitched squealy voice after nutting himself on the headstem of his bike...
Unsure who was laughing hardest, the mate, me, or the two girls... definitely not the hero.
Anybody want to buy some blue air??... Got some here that's thick enough to cut with a knife...
... By the way... i-Phones dont bounce on bitumen.
