A 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car
pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.
"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car," said the male driver.
"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.
How about a bag of lollies and $10?" asked the driver?
"No way", replied the irritated youngster.
"What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY Dollars, eh"? quizzed the driver, still
rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No, I'm not getting in the car!" answered the boy
"OK, I know what you want - I'll give you $100 and a bag of lollies" the
driver offered.
"NO," screamed the boy.
What will it take to get you into the car"? asked the driver sighing.
The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought a f.....n jeep - you live with it!"
