On a recent night ride south of Parkes in western NSW we were just monitoring the "Truckies" channel 40 and as you know can get the most discriptive dialect of the road ahead......

Anyway, we like poking along at just our 100kph at night even on the 110Kph roads keeping an eye out for those big flighty grass hoppers.....when a couple of Semi's sneak in behind us......the second truck was heard say to the first on the UHF, "those

lights of yours are

brilliant, bet we dont go hittin none of them

roo's tonight the

barstewards"......to which the first truck replied....."There some silly

up here on his

bike with his

missus on the back,

that, but by the holly

he got better

lights than these

trucks put to

gether.......will just follow these mad

on their

bike "
Ok I will go refill the

emoticon vending machine.......
