The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Orange, seemed to be far too qualified for the job; given her arts and education degrees from Sydney University and her job as a social worker and school teacher.
The foreman frowned and said, I have to ask you this: "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!"
"I've been divorced three times, owned two Holden’s, supported the Wallabies, and I voted for Julia Gillard."
