On a beautiful desolate island in the middle of nowhere, the following group of people are shipwrecked:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
One month later on the same island in the middle of nowhere , the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman .
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a ménage-à-trois .
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman .
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them .
The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming .
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions .
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy , a liquor store , a restaurant and a laundry , and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores .
The two Australian men are contemplating suicide because the Australian woman keeps complaining about her body ; the true nature of feminism ; how she can do everything they can do ; the necessity of fulfillment ; the equal division of household chores ; how sand and palm trees make her look fat ; how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do ; how her relationship with her mother is improving , and how at least the taxes are low and it is not raining .
The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and have set up a distillery . They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey . But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun .
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman .
