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Ugliest baby
« on: August 22, 2013, 04:09:37 AM »
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
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Re: Ugliest baby
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2013, 11:48:08 AM »
Found an old joke book, Shiney?    8)

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Re: Ugliest baby
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2013, 11:52:23 AM »
Oh come on Mr Biggles...I think these are FUNNY!!!! :rofl :crackup
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Re: Ugliest baby
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2013, 07:15:38 PM »
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Re: Ugliest baby
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2013, 07:19:22 PM »
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Re: Ugliest baby
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2013, 07:27:11 PM »
Found an old joke book, Shiney?    8)

Still worth a smile after all these years...

I was reading through about 200 jokes last night and I hadn't heard this one before :eek
It gave me a good laugh, so I put it on the forum :grin
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Re: Ugliest baby
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2013, 09:40:28 PM »
The streets of Brisbane must be quiet mid week.....
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Re: Ugliest baby
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2013, 09:51:36 PM »
The streets of Brisbane must be quiet mid week.....

Mate, crime was way down last night, less then 20 incidents all night :eek
But I guess that'll happen when there’s only a handful of people out and about :wink1
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Re: Ugliest baby
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2013, 11:13:10 PM »
That's incredible Shiney....
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Re: Ugliest baby
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2013, 04:11:04 AM »
Tonight on the other hand is quite busy, lots of people :eek
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