The Coffee Prayer
Our Caffeine, Who art in coffee
Hallowed be thy name,
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done, in the mugs as it is in the takeaway cup.
Give us this day our daily buzz
And forgive us our instant crystals.
As we forgive those who use instant against us
And lead us not into temptation
But deliver us from decaf
For the morning, the full roast, the mugs are yours
Now and forever
Buzz without end.
