That's unforgivable, Jason! I mean.. dropping it on the right side.. no one thinks to look on that side for damage!

I've never dropped my bike on the right side! Well, ok.. 3 times on the left side. BUT I HAVE LEARNED FROM THAT, OK!.. and my very first vehicle was a motorbike!
I got my best feel for the ST after doing some long rides. I tend to practice low speed without feet down when the opportunity arises (give way signs, road works, etc), surely that helps. I feel much more comfortable now that I have modified my seat and that allows me to sit just a little bit lower. Only thing that you can do once it has gone too far over is to stabilise the fall.. if the road fall is steep enough the bike can go past it's tip-over bars and that's not good for the mirror covers.. but don't risk an injury trying too hard to stop it once it goes too far. They still make tip-over bar covers! Just don't replace yours just yet!
Just imagine what you can do to your skin if you drop it just a little bit faster.
Good habit to get into is to wear the gear... you also look the look with the right gear on.
Edit: I have also had a few near falls from poor decision on footwear. My choice is a pair of Aussie Redbacks for traction when stopping, but decent motorbike boots are the way to go. I have a friend who was hit in the ankle by a large stone (rock).. he thought that his leg had broken and got a couple of his mates to ride ahead and stop so that when he stopped the bike they could grab it so that he could roll off it. Luckily his leg wasn't broken, but it goes to show that sometimes the protection is for things that you don't consider!
One of the things that I tell a new pillion is that IF we fall off and it's a low speed fall then they are to simply step off the bike and walk away.