The difference between in-laws and outlaws?....... Outlaws are wanted.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent ....... It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Archaeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have...... The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
There are two kinds of people who don't say much.... those who are quiet & those who talk a lot.
They say that alcohol kills slowly....... So what? Who's in a hurry ?
My girlfriend asked me, "Do You believe in love at first sight"? I said, "At the first sight of what?"
Alcohol and calculus don't mix.... Never drink and derive
One nice thing about egotists..... They don't talk about other people.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
