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Offline JuST Peter

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Service at a Toyko Hotel
« on: May 22, 2014, 08:53:15 PM »
A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo , Japan. Realising he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting,  he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the  premises.
 
'I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically,  'but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes.'
 
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine,  inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the  machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled  out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of  his life.
 
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that  read, 'Manicures, $20.00'.
 
'Why not?' thought the salesman. He paid the  money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and  whirl. Fifteen seconds  later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.
 
The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine  Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.'
 
The  salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly,  and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the  machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed  out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off.
 
With trembling hands, the  salesman withdrew his tender unit........ Which now had a button sewn  neatly on the end.
 
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Re: Service at a Toyko Hotel
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2014, 08:55:29 PM »
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Re: Service at a Toyko Hotel
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2014, 09:48:15 PM »
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Re: Service at a Toyko Hotel
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2014, 10:10:10 PM »
Some pioneers are foolish, it seems...    Wot thuh

50 cents might have been a clue.    :grin
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Re: Service at a Toyko Hotel
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2014, 08:52:39 AM »
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