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A little golf story
« on: June 05, 2014, 02:47:14 PM »
A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and
listened to her prayers which ended by saying  "God bless Mommy , God
bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know, Daddy, it just seemed like the
thing to do."
The next day grandpa died.
 


The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the
father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like
this: "God bless Mommy , God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.
"Holy Moley , thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the
other side."
 
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her
say: "God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy."
 
He practically went into shock.
 
He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to
his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the
clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.
 
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the
day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping
at every sound.

Finally, midnight arrived ; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late,
what's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day
of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what
happened to me this morning. My golf pro dropped dead in the middle of
my lesson."


 

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Re: A little golf story
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2014, 05:46:09 PM »
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Re: A little golf story
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2014, 08:56:14 PM »
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