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A crocodile walks into a bar...
« on: July 03, 2014, 06:28:21 PM »
A crocodile walks into a bar, towing a man by a leash.
The man asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?"
"Sure do," said the bartender.
"Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my croc."
« Last Edit: July 04, 2014, 09:11:26 AM by Biggles »
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Re: A crocadile walks into a bar...
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2014, 06:30:54 PM »
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Re: A crocadile walks into a bar...
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2014, 08:26:29 PM »
 :grin :thumb Nice Crocodile ???
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Re: A crocadile walks into a bar...
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2014, 12:57:39 AM »
:thumbs that was a good one :grin
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Re: A crocadile walks into a bar...
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2014, 07:57:50 AM »
Quote from: Biggles on July 03, 2014, 06:28:21 PM
A crocadile walks into a bar, towing a man by a leash.
The man asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?"
"Sure do," said the bartender.
"Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my croc."

Spelling Police here Biggles!    :law   "Crocodile" both in the Subject line and text body would make the story even better.  ;-*
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Re: A crocodile walks into a bar...
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2014, 09:14:18 AM »
Quote from: StinkyPete on July 04, 2014, 07:57:50 AM
Spelling Police here Biggles!    :law   "Crocodile" both in the Subject line and text body would make the story even better.  ;-*

Argh!  Pinged by the Spelling Police (I always wondered what a Cop did for fun after he handed in his badge).   :grin

Anyway- fixed!  And I too cringe when I keep seeing those couple of misspelt Subjects.
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Re: A crocodile walks into a bar...
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2014, 07:39:50 PM »
Can I borrow the crocodile?

I'd like to feed my wife's lawyer to it.
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Re: A crocodile walks into a bar...
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2014, 08:29:59 PM »
Quote from: HunterTodd on July 04, 2014, 07:39:50 PM
Can I borrow the crocodile?

I'd like to feed my wife's lawyer to it.

No danger to the wife though, I hope.       :grin
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Re: A crocodile walks into a bar...
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2014, 01:26:33 PM »
She can afford another one.
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