The cow, the ant and the old fart

[WendyL]

A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three.

The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"

The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"
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Why are you scrolling down?
It's your turn to say something.
 

[Skip]

    Well said. You posted that on the right forum now didn't you Wendy.

[HunterTodd]

The old fart was the greatest of all three because he was wise enough not to respond to such extreme provocation.

[JuST Peter]

  Bugger, sucked me right in