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Offline JuST Peter

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Government Assistance
« on: August 19, 2014, 05:45:14 PM »
DO YOU KNOW WHY THIS BLOKE SAYS HE DESERVES  GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE?

ANSWER:
BECAUSE HE SAYS HE CAN'T GET A JOB!

             
                HOW ABOUT THAT!!!!!


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Re: Government Assistance
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2014, 05:51:12 PM »
Well he could always get a job as a side show freak.

Pees you off doesn't it.  The worst thing is Pete, you paid for him to do that to himself and one day when he gets sick of looking like an f..kwit you are going to pay to have at least some of it repaired.
 

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Re: Government Assistance
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2014, 06:11:06 PM »
At least we won't see him wanting to join OzSTOC. He couldn't get a helmet over all that junk!
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Re: Government Assistance
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2014, 06:46:18 PM »
He would not need a helmet. NO brain to protect to.
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Re: Government Assistance
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2014, 08:38:30 PM »
Probably wont breed either, and not be able to work out why.
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Re: Government Assistance
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2014, 07:58:11 AM »
Probably wont breed either, and not be able to work out why.

Maybe he'll want govt assistance with that too!
 

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Re: Government Assistance
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2014, 09:58:16 AM »
Govt could cut back his health care, because he'll never get a blocked nose.   :crackup
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Re: Government Assistance
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2014, 10:22:43 AM »
On a more positive note, his vote counts the same as ours.
 

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Re: Government Assistance
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2014, 12:10:57 PM »
On a more positive note, his vote counts the same as ours.

Yep.  I'm always thrilled when I apply that fact to some of the voters out there.
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Re: Government Assistance
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2014, 08:00:35 PM »
Probably wont breed either, and not be able to work out why.

On no he'll breed you can count on it. How else will he increase his dole paymant