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Offline Wild Rose

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« on: October 17, 2014, 04:44:57 PM »
 
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
 
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Re: Army
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2014, 06:03:12 PM »
Hm... Jock strap is not part of Aussie DP1 kit issue, or they would still be looking for me as well. :rofl
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