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Intercepted Police transcript....
« on: March 19, 2015, 11:09:25 PM »
Two policemen call the station on the radio.
"Hello. Is that the Sarge?"
"Yes?"
"We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"No sir. The floor is still wet."            :law :law :law 
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Re: Intercepted Police transcript....
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2015, 12:08:53 AM »
Love it.
I know the feeling!      :spank
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Re: Intercepted Police transcript....
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2015, 06:17:50 AM »
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Re: Intercepted Police transcript....
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2015, 09:44:40 AM »
I'm sure my kids will love this one
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Re: Intercepted Police transcript....
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2015, 01:46:46 PM »
That's perfectly understandable  :grin
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Re: Intercepted Police transcript....
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2015, 11:45:34 PM »
Hahahahaa
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