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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10600 on: January 27, 2019, 07:59:43 PM »
As we drove past, I managed to convince my friends grandchild that this was a marshmallow farm...

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« Reply #10601 on: January 27, 2019, 09:15:57 PM »
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« Reply #10602 on: January 27, 2019, 09:19:11 PM »
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #10603 on: January 27, 2019, 09:24:14 PM »
Doctor said I should eat more salads.

I went home, opened the fridge, can't decide whether to have roast Pork, roast Beef, or roast Chicken salad?
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« Reply #10604 on: January 27, 2019, 09:34:18 PM »
Mankind just landed a craft on a comet 317 million miles away from Earth.

Meanwhile, the woman from next door can't even parallel park her car.
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« Reply #10605 on: January 27, 2019, 09:35:10 PM »
Doctor said I should eat more salads.
I went home, opened the fridge, can't decide whether to have roast Pork, roast Beef, or roast Chicken salad?

My wife said I should eat more vegetables, so I ordered more fries.
 
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« Reply #10606 on: January 27, 2019, 09:37:06 PM »
Mankind just landed a craft on a comet 317 million miles away from Earth.
Meanwhile, the woman from next door can't even parallel park her car.

With all due respect there is a guy at work who can't park his 50cc scooter in a motorcycle bay.  Every day he straddles two bays.  I don't know how many times I've moved.  I told him if it's like that on my last day I'd kick it over.
 
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« Reply #10607 on: January 27, 2019, 09:40:27 PM »
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« Reply #10608 on: January 27, 2019, 11:54:43 PM »
... As you can plainly see ...

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« Reply #10609 on: January 28, 2019, 06:19:17 AM »
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« Reply #10610 on: January 28, 2019, 06:20:35 AM »
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« Reply #10611 on: January 28, 2019, 06:23:55 AM »
Not sure if he is being polite, has dropped his keys, or is about to barf up what he just ate at 7/eleven

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« Reply #10612 on: January 28, 2019, 06:27:17 AM »
Stupid Bank!

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« Reply #10613 on: January 28, 2019, 07:13:32 AM »
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« Reply #10614 on: January 28, 2019, 08:36:49 AM »
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« Reply #10615 on: January 28, 2019, 08:43:42 AM »
Trump and Tiger Woods share the same goal.

No no no! ... Not the wall! ...

They are both trying to screw everybody!
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« Reply #10616 on: January 28, 2019, 08:47:45 AM »
Americans who've lost their jobs will no longer be known as 'unemployed.'

According to Trump, they are enjoying 'Week-Day Freedom'.

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« Reply #10618 on: January 28, 2019, 09:49:30 AM »
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« Reply #10619 on: January 28, 2019, 10:16:27 AM »
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« Reply #10622 on: January 28, 2019, 10:57:03 AM »
A beer also doesn't mind if you try other beers.
 
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« Reply #10623 on: January 28, 2019, 12:08:01 PM »
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« Reply #10624 on: January 28, 2019, 12:14:34 PM »

An english friend emailed me saying

"I for one, can't wait for Brexit.
Sadly, nothing seems to be built in the UK any more.
The back of my new TV declares 'Built in Antenna'
- a country I have never even heard of!"
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