Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 5864230 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10850 on:** February 05, 2019, 02:28:47 PM »

His wife rang, asked him to put some noodles on the stove.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10851 on:** February 05, 2019, 05:34:24 PM »

A recent survey of one person revealed that 100% of me thinks that I should go to bed early tonight.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10852 on:** February 05, 2019, 05:36:47 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10853 on:** February 05, 2019, 07:34:00 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10854 on:** February 05, 2019, 07:34:36 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10855 on:** February 05, 2019, 07:42:42 PM »

A cop pulled a biker over. He noticed a sticker which read 'U.F.O.' on the bike.

The cop said "I suppose you think that sticker gives you the right to speed?"

The biker replied, innocently "Well, no ... that sticker is to remind me 'Unleaded Fuel Only"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10856 on:** February 05, 2019, 11:14:57 PM »

Townsville floods.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10857 on:** February 06, 2019, 04:27:50 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10858 on:** February 06, 2019, 04:34:35 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10859 on:** February 06, 2019, 04:46:52 AM »

Not a single **** given

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10860 on:** February 06, 2019, 05:06:26 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10861 on:** February 06, 2019, 05:15:46 AM »

I don't understand why Townsville is so flooded.

It only rained twice last week?

3 days the first time, and 4 days the next,

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10862 on:** February 06, 2019, 05:19:00 AM »

I'm so glad that I grew up in the 50's and 60's, before the internet.

I said and did so many stupid things, and there's no record of it anywhere!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10863 on:** February 06, 2019, 05:28:52 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10864 on:** February 06, 2019, 05:33:35 AM »

I just sprinted 500 metres in 6 minutes!

Didn't think that ice cream van was ever going to stop!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10865 on:** February 06, 2019, 05:53:25 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10866 on:** February 06, 2019, 11:13:08 AM »

Free advertising for Maccas?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10867 on:** February 06, 2019, 11:20:08 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10868 on:** February 06, 2019, 11:22:04 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10869 on:** February 06, 2019, 11:31:13 AM »

I was on an outing with a woman, and asked her "Do you spit or swallow?"

She slapped my in the face and stormed off.

Last time ever that I invite a woman on a Barossa Wine tasting tour.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10870 on:** February 06, 2019, 11:45:20 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10871 on:** February 06, 2019, 12:57:22 PM »

I am sick and tired of this DH Clive Palmer and his Unsavoury Anarchist Propaganda text messages!

This brings the number of texts received from him in the past 2 weeks to 5.

So help me, if this **** was within reach, I would strangle him!

Bodø · « **Reply #10872 on:** February 06, 2019, 01:04:01 PM »

A neck that size would require big hands.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10873 on:** February 06, 2019, 01:12:49 PM »

Unsure of whats going on nearby here, but helicopter and police are charging around the area.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10874 on:** February 06, 2019, 01:22:54 PM »

Heli just landed just across the road from me

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