Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 5864539 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10900 on:** February 07, 2019, 02:40:01 AM »

Any wild buses at your depot, Bodø?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10901 on:** February 07, 2019, 04:10:00 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10902 on:** February 07, 2019, 10:12:28 AM »

Shillas · « **Reply #10903 on:** February 07, 2019, 12:18:46 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on February 06, 2019, 03:14:11 PM

It's true.

The food never makes it as far as the table.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10904 on:** February 07, 2019, 12:26:32 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10905 on:** February 07, 2019, 12:48:13 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10906 on:** February 07, 2019, 12:48:44 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10907 on:** February 07, 2019, 01:55:02 PM »

Gadget · « **Reply #10908 on:** February 07, 2019, 02:04:04 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on February 06, 2019, 07:00:53 PM

Deep thought...

When you clean your vacuum cleaner, you BECOME a vacuum cleaner.

And when you shower afterwards, you become a cleaner vacuum cleaner cleaner.

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10909 on:** February 07, 2019, 02:08:12 PM »

... or a much cleaner vacuum cleaner cleaner?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10910 on:** February 07, 2019, 02:15:51 PM »

Another blast from the past

Queens visit 1954. I was around 7 years old. We had to attend on Saturday, which was the pits, because it chopped into my fishing time. Event was held on the Memorial Oval in Whyalla, next door to our school. We were standing so far away from where the Queen drove in, that she was just a figure in a blue dress, waving from an open car.
One of the highlights of the day was an Aboriginal throwing a boomerang, but contrary to popular myth, he failed to catch it on its return.

My mother was the Chef at the BHP Staff House, which was where the Queen and the Duke spent the night, and where I was personally introduced to the celebrities on Saturday night. Dont remember much about it, though. Probably still annoyed that I missed out on going fishing that day.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10911 on:** February 07, 2019, 02:27:52 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10912 on:** February 07, 2019, 05:57:34 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10913 on:** February 07, 2019, 06:01:40 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10914 on:** February 07, 2019, 07:54:31 PM »

When she got home late, she asked "Are you mad at me?"

I replied "Nah, LOOK! ... I even saved you some Pizza!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10915 on:** February 07, 2019, 08:06:39 PM »

A friend asked me "Is a .22 calibre rifle with a scope fitted any good for Koalas?"

I replied "Nah! It's too hard for them to carry when climbing, and because of their short arms, the trigger is too far away for them to reach while they are peering through the scope. Most Koalas around here just carry a pistol!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10916 on:** February 07, 2019, 08:17:23 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10917 on:** February 07, 2019, 08:32:20 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10918 on:** February 07, 2019, 10:51:11 PM »

The old adage 'An apple a day keeps the Doctor away' has been disproven.

Nowadays, a bacon sandwich is far more efficient.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10919 on:** February 07, 2019, 10:54:05 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10920 on:** February 08, 2019, 01:11:08 AM »

Would a mute pig be described as disgruntled?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10921 on:** February 08, 2019, 01:17:48 AM »

Visited my buddy yesterday and he introduced me to a new drinking game.

Everytime you are annoyed by a kid, you have to down your beer and get a fresh one.

It's called 'Parenting'.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10922 on:** February 08, 2019, 01:21:09 AM »

Wife: "Men only hear what they want to hear!"

Husband "Great idea! ... I'd LOVE another beer!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10923 on:** February 08, 2019, 01:23:41 AM »

Something new that I would like to try in the bedroom ... get 8 hours of continuous sleep.

Does anyone want a cat?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10924 on:** February 08, 2019, 01:27:27 AM »

It was suggested that I get some professional help ...

A Chef, a Butler, and a Maid should do it.

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