Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 5864538 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10925 on:** February 08, 2019, 01:30:00 AM »

How many women wake up with this problem?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10926 on:** February 08, 2019, 01:34:02 AM »

Someone had fun with the coffee mugs display.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10927 on:** February 08, 2019, 01:45:01 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10928 on:** February 08, 2019, 01:46:27 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10929 on:** February 08, 2019, 01:52:02 AM »

Trying to decide how to pass the weekend ...

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10930 on:** February 08, 2019, 01:55:26 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10931 on:** February 08, 2019, 02:12:16 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10932 on:** February 08, 2019, 02:17:18 AM »

A group of drunken bums here in town claim they are affiliated with Motor Sports.

They call themselves 'Piston Broke'

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10933 on:** February 08, 2019, 02:38:32 AM »

Went shopping for a couple of new household appliances yesterday.

Specifically, a sandwich maker and a dishwasher.

A few interesting ones on display, but they all had partners.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10934 on:** February 08, 2019, 02:42:55 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10935 on:** February 08, 2019, 03:43:45 AM »

Cockroaches breathe through their butt.

Which is not really remarkable, considering that Politicians talk through theirs.

Bodø · « **Reply #10936 on:** February 08, 2019, 04:48:12 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on February 07, 2019, 10:51:11 PM

The old adage 'An apple a day keeps the Doctor away' has been disproven.

An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it at the prick hard enough.

Bodø · « **Reply #10937 on:** February 08, 2019, 04:49:59 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on February 08, 2019, 01:21:09 AM

Wife: "Men only hear what they want to hear!"
Husband "Great idea! ... I'd LOVE another beer!"

My wife: you weren't listening to me
Me: what a weird way to start a conversation

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10938 on:** February 08, 2019, 06:55:32 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10939 on:** February 08, 2019, 07:07:56 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10940 on:** February 08, 2019, 07:19:49 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10941 on:** February 08, 2019, 10:08:17 AM »

The Black Rhinoceros spends the majority of its life alone, and mates only once every 2-3 years.

Much like my life, except its been way way longer between 'hot meals' for me.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10942 on:** February 08, 2019, 10:16:33 AM »

Blonde: "I took the battery out of my carbon dioxide alarm, because the beeping gave me a headache and made me feel sick and dizzy."

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10943 on:** February 08, 2019, 10:19:34 AM »

I don't trust joggers.

They're always the ones who find dead bodies.

Just saying...

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10944 on:** February 08, 2019, 10:22:08 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10945 on:** February 08, 2019, 10:29:12 AM »

Doctor "Do you drink alcohol?"

"No."

Doctor "Smoke?"

"No."

Doctor "Sexually active?"

"No."

Doctor "Use drugs?"

"No."

Doctor "What the hell do you do all day?"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10946 on:** February 08, 2019, 02:05:55 PM »

I found out today that I am colourblind.

The news hit me like a bolt out of the green!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10947 on:** February 08, 2019, 02:10:01 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10948 on:** February 08, 2019, 02:20:09 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #10949 on:** February 08, 2019, 02:47:19 PM »

Saw this sign on the back of a wine truck.

... been following him for ages!

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