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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #18700 on: June 05, 2020, 12:07:04 PM »
It was probably Telstra... :whistle


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« Reply #18701 on: June 05, 2020, 12:42:57 PM »
Nah, Telstra doesn't sell solar panels.

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« Reply #18702 on: June 05, 2020, 12:56:39 PM »
When those guys rang me I just told them I was renting...They stopped bothering me after that...  :grin


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« Reply #18703 on: June 05, 2020, 01:26:14 PM »
I told the last caller for Solar, that I already had a 5gigawatt system. He obviously had no idea,  he just said OK so you dont need panels then..
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« Reply #18704 on: June 05, 2020, 01:59:21 PM »
 :thumbsup :rofl

 (for those who do not understand, 1 Gigawatt is a billion watts, way more power than produced by a conventional power plant.)
1 GW is enough to power about 300,000+ homes.
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« Reply #18705 on: June 05, 2020, 08:05:21 PM »
Some guy rang a half hour ago trying to get me to sign up for pay TV (Foxtel)

I told him I don't have a TV.

"EVERYBODY has TV! ... Why you not have TV?"

I said "Because I am blind!"

He hung up.
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« Reply #18706 on: June 06, 2020, 02:08:53 AM »
Today is D Day.

Also the anniversary of my Mothers birth 6/6/1914, and her death 6/6/2007.
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« Reply #18707 on: June 06, 2020, 12:38:22 PM »
Cats plus cold weather equals 'MORE FOOD!' please.

They ate a whole $11 multipack of food pouches yesterday!
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« Reply #18708 on: June 06, 2020, 01:03:00 PM »
Is that the meaning of fat cats. :Stirpot :Stirpot :Stirpot
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« Reply #18709 on: June 06, 2020, 01:23:19 PM »
In that case Paul, these two should be in Parliament.  :grin
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« Reply #18710 on: June 06, 2020, 03:40:10 PM »
Geez, Kev...they eat more than you & cost twice as much!!! :o >:()


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« Reply #18711 on: June 06, 2020, 04:00:09 PM »
Wait til you see the vet bills, and compare the cost with my own medical bills. :rofl
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« Reply #18712 on: June 07, 2020, 08:03:36 AM »
Old MacDonald is up to something. He keeps typing the lyrics to his song as "E-I-E-I-o".

I just can't trust a guy with shift-E-I's.
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« Reply #18713 on: June 07, 2020, 08:05:12 AM »
I was at a job interview and was asked if i can perform under pressure.

I said I'm not very familiar with the lyrics, but i would certainly have a go at doing bohemian rhapsody.
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« Reply #18714 on: June 07, 2020, 08:07:01 AM »
I have six goldfish named Major, Minor, Flat Nine, Bebop, Altered, and Blues.

The only way I can tell them apart is by their scales.
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« Reply #18715 on: June 07, 2020, 08:12:38 AM »
A man bought a new bathroom scale, and is having breakfast with his blonde wife.

She: “The new scale is great! Since we got it, I can check how much I poop.”

He: “So you step on the scale before you poop, go to the toilet, step on the scale again, and the difference is the weight of your poop?”

She: “Oh! …that way seems to be a lot easier… and less cleaning up afterwards”
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« Reply #18716 on: June 07, 2020, 08:18:42 AM »
I love animals.
Yesterday I saw a baby bird that had fallen from its nest up in the tree.
I wanted to get the bird back up in the nest so it can be safe.
It only took me three throws.
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« Reply #18722 on: June 07, 2020, 06:26:45 PM »
He punched a white guy on the street, and was arrested for assault.

After he got out, he punched a black guy, and was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
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« Reply #18723 on: June 07, 2020, 06:36:01 PM »
Q: How many politicians does it take to replace a light bulb in Parliament house?

A: Two:
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