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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #18775 on: May 27, 2020, 11:22:16 PM »


Should have bought a Honda!
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« Reply #18776 on: May 28, 2020, 04:54:46 AM »
Cobweb removal.


I went for a short, sharp blast yesterday...

I didn't ride on the road.

- I rotated the Earth beneath me.

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« Reply #18777 on: May 28, 2020, 05:01:36 AM »
OK, so you got up there.

Now explain to me how the hell you get down?

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« Reply #18778 on: May 28, 2020, 07:14:39 AM »
Today is Fursday, right?

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« Reply #18779 on: May 28, 2020, 09:56:22 AM »
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« Reply #18780 on: May 28, 2020, 03:23:47 PM »
ScoMo considers himself to be a lion in Politics.

However, that's not the spelling that we use.
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« Reply #18781 on: May 28, 2020, 03:31:53 PM »
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« Reply #18782 on: May 28, 2020, 04:31:11 PM »
Vic police have issued over 6000 covid fines of $1600 each... that's almost 10 million dollars!
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #18783 on: May 28, 2020, 05:38:26 PM »
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Vic police have issued over 6000 covid fines of $1600 each... that's almost 10 million dollars!

WA Police issued about 6, to bikies who argued with the Coppers who told them not to group....

WA Pol were under instruction to not issue fines unless it was a last resort..
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« Reply #18784 on: May 28, 2020, 06:45:58 PM »
They went on a 'money-grab' here in Vic.  :OldMan
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« Reply #18785 on: May 28, 2020, 06:50:11 PM »
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« Reply #18786 on: May 28, 2020, 07:35:25 PM »
Easy choice!

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« Reply #18787 on: May 28, 2020, 07:48:01 PM »
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« Reply #18788 on: May 28, 2020, 10:27:18 PM »
Novel backrest...

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« Reply #18789 on: May 28, 2020, 10:31:21 PM »
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« Reply #18790 on: May 28, 2020, 10:39:39 PM »
No helmet???  :whistle
 

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« Reply #18791 on: May 29, 2020, 12:11:42 AM »
Yup!, you spotted it! :grin
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« Reply #18792 on: May 29, 2020, 12:19:15 AM »
Korona Konfusion?

I awake, get out of bed, feed the cats.
Take a look at the clock.
7 o'clock.

Ummm ... am or pm?
Glance out the window. Doesn't help, its dark at both hours.
Have a look at computer, and then discover that it's Friday, not Tuesday?
Still unsure if it is last week, this week, or next week??

Decide to have something to eat, as I have not had a meal for 4 days.
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« Reply #18793 on: May 29, 2020, 05:54:57 AM »
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« Reply #18794 on: May 29, 2020, 08:56:50 AM »
After vegetating indoors for so long, I feel the need for one of these.

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #18795 on: May 29, 2020, 09:39:41 AM »
Decide to have something to eat, as I have not had a meal for 4 days.

You're a very naughty boy, Kev! :spank

You've gotta eat, cos' if you don't eat, you don't sh*t, and if you don't sh*t you know what happens...  :-(((
 
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« Reply #18796 on: May 29, 2020, 11:13:22 AM »
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« Reply #18797 on: May 29, 2020, 11:41:58 AM »
I asked my wife "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

She replied "I'd take half, and leave you!"

I said "Great! ... here's $7.50, I won 6th division! ... I'll help you pack!"
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« Reply #18798 on: May 29, 2020, 03:30:31 PM »
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« Reply #18799 on: May 29, 2020, 06:26:15 PM »
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