Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 5585630 times)

Shillas · « **Reply #8325 on:** July 17, 2018, 08:33:56 PM »

Inventive.

Rarely get spam, but we only have mobile, gave up on land-line. Then we have mobile broadband & phone data & unlimited (managed) work phone data so haven't had to NBN yet.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8326 on:** July 17, 2018, 08:38:00 PM »

These calls were all to my mobile, which is an unlisted number. (except as below)

Shillas · « **Reply #8327 on:** July 17, 2018, 08:45:41 PM »

Kev,

My theory is that you are the pinnacle for spam callers & they are competing to see if they can get past your avoidance techniques

Bodø · « **Reply #8328 on:** July 17, 2018, 08:46:43 PM »

Shillas has the answers for everything.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8329 on:** July 17, 2018, 08:51:12 PM »

Gadget · « **Reply #8330 on:** July 18, 2018, 06:29:56 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on July 17, 2018, 08:38:00 PM

These calls were all to my mobile, which is an unlisted number. (except as below)

Ask your phone provider for a new number.

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Bodø · « **Reply #8331 on:** July 18, 2018, 08:20:07 PM »

BREAKING: Donald Trump has no reason to believe that Russia hosted the world cup.

Shillas · « **Reply #8332 on:** July 18, 2018, 09:14:50 PM »

Gadget · « **Reply #8333 on:** July 18, 2018, 09:15:18 PM »

Breaking News:
I have no reason to believe Donald Drumpf.

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8334 on:** July 18, 2018, 09:20:31 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8335 on:** July 18, 2018, 09:28:53 PM »

After endless negotiations with North and South Korea, Trump remarked that East and West Korea must be much more peaceful, because he never hears from them.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8336 on:** July 18, 2018, 09:30:27 PM »

Donald Trump is doing all he can to raise the living standards of ordinary Americans.

Particularly ex-porn stars.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8337 on:** July 18, 2018, 09:32:40 PM »

After visiting Canada for the G7 summit, Trump remarked that it was 'a really great overseas trip'

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8338 on:** July 18, 2018, 09:34:01 PM »

If horses are measured in hands, Trump must have the biggest horses in the world.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8339 on:** July 18, 2018, 09:35:12 PM »

A monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter for an infinite amount of time will eventually come up with the works of Shakespeare, so all Donald Trump really needs to be considered one of the great US presidents, is an infinite amount of time and a monkey that can type.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8340 on:** July 18, 2018, 09:39:03 PM »

Donald Trump’s trouble with Stormy Daniels all started after his personal lawyer paid the porn star $130,000 'hush money'.

The payment was flagged as suspicious by banking authorities.

Suspicious, because someone actually got paid as promised by Donald Trump.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8341 on:** July 18, 2018, 09:49:45 PM »

Honestly, some folk will take offence at anything.

I met a bloke with no arms or legs this morning while at the bus stop, and all I asked was ‘How are you getting on?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8342 on:** July 18, 2018, 09:54:10 PM »

A guy went to the Doctor with hearing problems.

The Doctor asked ‘Can you describe the symptoms to me?’

‘Yes!' he replied. 'Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard, and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair!'”

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8343 on:** July 18, 2018, 09:58:54 PM »

"Old MacDonald was dyslexic, OEIEI"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8344 on:** July 18, 2018, 10:00:45 PM »

People say that there's not enough food and too many people in some African countries?

Cannibalism seems like an obvious answer?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8345 on:** July 18, 2018, 10:04:10 PM »

A guy said to me today "My eyes arent what they used to be"

So what did they used to be? Ears? Roller skates? Biscuits?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8346 on:** July 18, 2018, 10:06:29 PM »

Lots of people are too easily offended. Religious people for example.

They've been offending other people for centuries.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8347 on:** July 18, 2018, 10:12:40 PM »

A mate told me he’s humping his girlfriend, and her twin.

I asked "How can you tell them apart?"

He said "Her brother’s got a moustache!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8348 on:** July 18, 2018, 10:15:45 PM »

I went to the supermarket and said "I want to make a complaint... this vinegar has lumps in it!"

He said "Those are pickled onions!"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8349 on:** July 18, 2018, 10:18:03 PM »

I am so laid back, that I fitted a snooze button to my smoke detector.

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