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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #1650 on: October 03, 2016, 03:11:36 PM »
This guy obviously has less IQ than an over-ripe banana.

Don't stuff around with electricity if you are a moron.

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« Reply #1651 on: October 03, 2016, 03:37:41 PM »
Odd business names...

Can you believe that a towing company actually works under this name and slogan?



Many other 'Gem' business names here... some are quite punny...
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« Reply #1652 on: October 04, 2016, 09:08:55 AM »
Blonar weather conditions here today.

I can guarantee that when I put my bins out for collection tonight,

they will be blonar sover by morning!
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« Reply #1653 on: October 04, 2016, 10:05:12 AM »
If you're lucky they might get a good bath at the same time. :dred11 :dred11

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Blonar weather conditions here today.

I can guarantee that when I put my bins out for collection tonight,

they will be blonar sover by morning!
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« Reply #1654 on: October 04, 2016, 11:29:48 AM »
Really grateful for your donation, Paul... it already arrived. 11mm and hail before 9 am today, and a further .4mm since.  :grin :thumb

Still blona gale here, 50+kph wind gusts, easing, with a thunder storm approaching.

Still, it only rained twice here in the past week.. 4 days the first time, and for the next 3 days after that.
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« Reply #1655 on: October 04, 2016, 11:43:19 AM »
Will have to do some pruning to the roses out front before a pedestrian is beheaded.
Wind is so gusty that one rose bush is acting like a demented samurai swordsman.



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« Reply #1656 on: October 04, 2016, 12:01:22 PM »
This guy obviously has less IQ than an over-ripe banana.

Don't stuff around with electricity if you are a moron.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XVtUUtfjJE

Shocking!  :grin

All that has to be staged, but he would definitely have hurt himself making the video- burns at least!
Even Brock doesn't draw that many sparks at work!
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« Reply #1657 on: October 04, 2016, 05:39:37 PM »
Too true, I dont like getting bitten...
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« Reply #1658 on: October 04, 2016, 05:43:23 PM »
I have only had a few bites in the past, over 46 years in the trade. Worst was when an apprentice turned on an isolating switch while I was changing a 3 phase motor on an exhaust fan above a laboratory.
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« Reply #1659 on: October 04, 2016, 07:13:06 PM »
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« Reply #1660 on: October 04, 2016, 07:15:33 PM »
Would it be correct to call a sleepwalking Nun a 'Roamin' Catholic?  :grin
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« Reply #1661 on: October 04, 2016, 08:00:53 PM »
Camping light .. 10 watt fluorescent lamp

Was bored yesterday... found an old 'emergency exit' lamp among the flotsam in the spare room. These lights are fitted above doorways and switch from mains power to battery power in case of power failure.
Dismantled it, and tested the 2 D cell nicad cells. Dead as mutton. Flashed 12 volts across them several times for a one second duration from a battery charger, and re-tested them.... 2.1 volts!  Did the same for another old pair of batteries. Same result!

Paralleled the two banks of batteries inside the fitting. Fitted a power cord to the fitting, and plugged it in.
One fluorescent immediately lit up, and the batteries indicated that they were charging.
Tested an hour later by unplugging from the power, and the other fluorescent immediately lit up, altho it faded out within a few minutes.

Proved that the charging circuit was working, so I removed the 'mains operated' circuitry and lamp, and plugged it in again to fully charge the batteries overnight.

Today I unplugged the unit at 1 pm, and the lamp is still operating over 8 hours later! (normally, with only two batteries, they only last around 4 to 5 hours max) All I have to do now is fit a battery isolating switch to enable me to switch on and off as needed, and I will have a u-bewt fluorescent camping light that can run for 8 hours or more continuously (or over several days with a couple hours use each day) between charges!

Might glue some alfoil to the body as a reflector, as the plastic body is fairly grungy with age.

   :thumb ... and just made from junk! And it easily fits into my top box.



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« Reply #1662 on: October 04, 2016, 08:07:02 PM »
Am leaving the light on overnight to get an indication of battery life.
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« Reply #1663 on: October 04, 2016, 08:26:48 PM »
Recycling at its best.     :-++
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #1664 on: October 04, 2016, 09:33:26 PM »
Light just flashed out at 10.20 pm, almost 9 and a half hours continuous.

Plugged it back in to recharge, will run a couple of these tests to deep-cycle the batteries as they have not been charged for more than 7 years
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« Reply #1665 on: October 04, 2016, 09:43:07 PM »
Awesome work mate :thumbsup
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #1666 on: October 04, 2016, 09:59:54 PM »
Kev,

Put a 1 ohm 5 watt resistor across the terminals to discharge the batteries. when flat, put a shorting wire across and leave over night.

Then recharge, and do it again. Dont allow the individual cells go reverse, or they will be wrecked.

I have been cycling batteries for years, its part of my job.
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« Reply #1667 on: October 04, 2016, 11:40:52 PM »
 :thumb will do after next cycle
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« Reply #1668 on: October 05, 2016, 06:27:37 PM »
Q. Why do you never see Elephants hiding up trees?
A. Because they are REALLY GOOD at it.

Q. Why is it dangerous to walk through the jungle at dusk?
A. Because that's when Elephants jump out of trees!

Q. Why do ducks have flat beaks?
A. They walked through the jungle at dusk!

Q. Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A. So they can hide in the strawberry patch.

Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the Elephants stampeding?
A. Here come the Elephants!

Q. What did Jane say when she saw the Elephants stampeding?
A. Here come the strawberries!  (Jane is colour blind)

Q: Why do elephants paint their testicles red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.

Q: What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.

Q. Why do ducks have flat feet?
A. To stamp out bushfires.

Q. Why do Elephants have flat feet?
A. To stamp out burning ducks!

(HA!... bet you thought I was going to say that it was caused by jumping out of trees!)


My neighbour was spreading dobs of Vegemite every 3 feet along his fence-line.

 When I asked why, he said it was to keep the Elephants away.

I said ... "But, there are no Elephants within hundreds of miles?"

He looked me in the eye, and said "Exactly!"


Q. How do you know there have been elephants in the fridge?

A. There's footprints in the butter.


Q. Why do elephants paint their ears yellow?

A. That's not paint, its butter.

Q. How do you make a dead elephant float?
A. Well, you take 1 dead elephant, 10 tons of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tons of bananas, 3000 litres of milk.....

Q. What do you give a seasick elephant?
A. Lots of room.

Q. What do you use to shoot an Elephant?
A. An Elephant gun.

Q. What do you use to shoot a blue elephant?
A. A blue elephant gun.

Q. How do you shoot a white elephant?
A. Hold his nose until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

Q. What do you use to shoot a pink elephant?
A. There are no pink elephants, it's a figuration of your imaginment!  Go Home!
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #1669 on: October 06, 2016, 10:43:04 AM »
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.'
The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there were a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.'
The MP was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen MPs lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of the country and the politicians who run it.

As Ronald Reagan once said: "BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!"
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« Reply #1670 on: October 06, 2016, 11:29:51 AM »
 :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup

Some real gooduns in there, made me laugh

Q. Why do you never see Elephants hiding up trees?
A. Because they are REALLY GOOD at it.

Q. Why is it dangerous to walk through the jungle at dusk?
A. Because that's when Elephants jump out of trees!

Q. Why do ducks have flat beaks?
A. They walked through the jungle at dusk!

Q: Why do elephants paint their testicles red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.

Q: What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.

Q. Why do ducks have flat feet?
A. To stamp out bushfires.

Q. Why do Elephants have flat feet?
A. To stamp out burning ducks!

(HA!... bet you thought I was going to say that it was caused by jumping out of trees!)


My neighbour was spreading dobs of Vegemite every 3 feet along his fence-line.

 When I asked why, he said it was to keep the Elephants away.

I said ... "But, there are no Elephants within hundreds of miles?"

He looked me in the eye, and said "Exactly!"


Q. How do you know there have been elephants in the fridge?

A. There's footprints in the butter.


Q. Why do elephants paint their ears yellow?

A. That's not paint, its butter.

Q. How do you make a dead elephant float?
A. Well, you take 1 dead elephant, 10 tons of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tons of bananas, 3000 litres of milk.....

Q. What do you give a seasick elephant?
A. Lots of room.

Q. What do you use to shoot an Elephant?
A. An Elephant gun.

Q. What do you use to shoot a blue elephant?
A. A blue elephant gun.

Q. How do you shoot a white elephant?
A. Hold his nose until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

Q. What do you use to shoot a pink elephant?
A. There are no pink elephants, it's a figuration of your imaginment!  Go Home!
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #1671 on: October 06, 2016, 04:45:37 PM »
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« Reply #1672 on: October 06, 2016, 05:26:35 PM »
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« Reply #1673 on: October 07, 2016, 06:48:28 AM »
Extremely dirty weather about to hit Florida.

140 people dead in Haiti and the Dominican Republic, hurricane Matthew strengthening as it approaches U.S.

https://earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/orthographic=-81.01,26.41,3000/loc=-78.384,25.548



Update... The fiercest Caribbean storm in a decade has killed 261 people in Haiti.
Rescue workers are struggling to reach remote areas.
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« Reply #1674 on: October 07, 2016, 08:52:08 AM »
600 jobs gone, 90 years of car assembly closed, and the last Australian built Ford rolls off the production line around 10 am today.
A photo of a blue falcon shell with a sign on it stating it to be the last Falcon, is circulating the internet.

Mitsubishi Australia ceased production in 2008, and Holden and Toyota plants close next year.

Sad, really.

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