Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 5863893 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7275 on:** April 24, 2018, 02:38:30 AM »

It is said that the ancient Greeks invented sex.

... but the Romans introduced it to women.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7276 on:** April 24, 2018, 06:44:44 PM »

Pushy advertising...

Walk through any supermarket, and there on the shelves are coconut milk, coconut water?

Just call it 'Nut Juice' and be done with it!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7277 on:** April 24, 2018, 08:46:26 PM »

The only thing flat earthers have to fear, is sphere itself.

Brock · « **Reply #7278 on:** April 24, 2018, 08:59:24 PM »

and getting roundly beaten up

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7279 on:** April 25, 2018, 04:56:00 AM »

Note to over inflated Texans.

Texas is only around twice the size of Victoria, is way smaller than New South Wales, and your State population is around the same as our entire nation. Feeling overcrowded now?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7280 on:** April 25, 2018, 05:51:41 AM »

(Email reply to the above, from a friend in Texas)

"Yep! .. the only wide-open-spaces around here, are the jaws droppin' from these facts!"

Gadget · « **Reply #7281 on:** April 25, 2018, 07:59:47 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on April 25, 2018, 04:56:00 AM

Note to over inflated Texans.

Texas is only around twice the size of Victoria, is way smaller than New South Wales, and your State population is around the same as our entire nation. Feeling overcrowded now?

Texas is just a shade over 1/4 (0.26) of the size of Western Australia (WA) with over 109 times the population of WA.

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Bodø Glimt · « **Reply #7282 on:** April 25, 2018, 08:17:14 AM »

I await similar statistics for Finnmark.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7283 on:** April 26, 2018, 07:35:21 AM »

During the rains, Noah said to his wife "I feel like part of a motor."

"Which part?" asked his wife.

"Piston!" was his reply.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7284 on:** April 26, 2018, 08:08:20 PM »

Think I may need new glasses. Difficult to focus.

Looked at a word onscreen today, and thought to myself 'What the **** is an omitrologist?'

The word was ornithologist.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7285 on:** April 27, 2018, 01:07:46 PM »

Wife: "So, what did you do today ?"

Husband: "I changed a light bulb"

Wife: "That's all ?"

Husband: "Yeah, but I filmed it."

Click here and play

https://www.youtube.com/embed/f1BgzIZRfT8?feature=player_embedded

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7286 on:** April 27, 2018, 01:50:09 PM »

I think the woman driver misunderstood this sticker when she applied it to her rear window?

NTRebel · « **Reply #7287 on:** April 27, 2018, 02:03:34 PM »

wonder what he'd do if he dropped the bulb.

Quote from: Kev Murphy on April 27, 2018, 01:07:46 PM

Wife: "So, what did you do today ?"

Husband: "I changed a light bulb"

Wife: "That's all ?"

Husband: "Yeah, but I filmed it."

Click here and play

https://www.youtube.com/embed/f1BgzIZRfT8?feature=player_embedded

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7288 on:** April 27, 2018, 10:48:21 PM »

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7289 on:** April 27, 2018, 10:51:55 PM »

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.
They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, "Rest in Peace."

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied,

"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this,

'Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,
'Congratulations on your new location.'"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7290 on:** April 27, 2018, 11:25:32 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7291 on:** April 28, 2018, 08:14:49 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7292 on:** April 28, 2018, 08:18:32 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7293 on:** April 28, 2018, 08:20:16 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7294 on:** April 28, 2018, 08:22:38 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7295 on:** April 28, 2018, 08:56:56 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7296 on:** April 28, 2018, 09:16:17 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7297 on:** April 28, 2018, 09:22:24 AM »

The current leader of the Labor Party never has to fear the 'tall poppy' syndrome, because he will ALWAYS be a Short'un.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7298 on:** April 28, 2018, 10:52:46 AM »

Malcolms advisor.. "Cheer up mate, theres still a few people that like you as PM... do you want to know the names of all four of them?"

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #7299 on:** April 28, 2018, 10:59:13 AM »

Done my good deed for the day ... local Mighty Cheap store sent me a message that their computer was down.
Only a short walk from home in the same block. Less than ten minutes to fix corrupted google search which would not open.
She prefers for me to do it, as IT tech charges minimum of $100 for callout, plus travel. I do it for free.

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