The ultimate put-down. This happened around a year ago.
Dave and his missus divorced a few months earlier, but his ex kept hassling him.
John, his wife Jen, and myself, were having a coffee with Dave when he got another call from her.
He rolled his eyes... and Jenny called out "Tell her to rack-off and come back to bed, Dave!"
5 seconds silence, then she hung up.
Caught up with Dave this afternoon, and he said that he never had another call from her, and she has left town.