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« Reply #7952 on: June 26, 2018, 02:30:23 PM »
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« Reply #7954 on: June 26, 2018, 03:06:26 PM »
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« Reply #7955 on: June 26, 2018, 06:56:12 PM »
About the green thing? Anti 'store-packaging' ... Woolworths are seriously thinking about 'Bring your own Tupperware' to the store, to pack your fresh meat and fish purchases in ????
Oh please no, not Tupperware parties again.  :OldMan
 
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« Reply #7956 on: June 26, 2018, 09:59:12 PM »
... and SHE has the hide to complain that I left the seat up?

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« Reply #7960 on: June 27, 2018, 12:40:41 AM »
A MAN WOKE UP ONE MORNING, TOTALLY BALD AND HAD TWO FLAT TYRES.

IT WAS CASE OF ‘AIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW’.
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« Reply #7962 on: June 27, 2018, 12:44:27 AM »
ALFRED HITCHCOCK USED TO BE INTO OFFROAD MOUNTAIN BIKING.

HE WAS THE MASTER OF SUSPENS-ION.
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« Reply #7963 on: June 27, 2018, 12:48:45 AM »
Tyre pumps seem to get more expensive every year.

It’s caused by inflation.
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« Reply #7965 on: June 27, 2018, 04:57:50 AM »
Tarzan had finished bathing, and climbed onto the riverbank to dry himself. A nearby elephant started giggling at the sight, and called... "How are you going to feed yourself with that?".
 
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« Reply #7966 on: June 27, 2018, 10:07:59 AM »
Shadow ... "Bana nana nana nana..."

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« Reply #7967 on: June 27, 2018, 01:01:18 PM »
Stupid text message received :
"You have an unclaimed inheritance on your surname. Please contact below email : (deleted)"

Um... my phone is unlisted, a silent number, fool.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #7968 on: June 27, 2018, 01:36:08 PM »
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"You have an unclaimed inheritance on your surname.

You had that as well, maybe we are related......
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #7969 on: June 27, 2018, 01:46:32 PM »
Stupid text message received :
"You have an unclaimed inheritance on your surname. Please contact below email : (deleted)"

Um... my phone is unlisted, a silent number, fool.

I had a couple of calls and similar, strange messages left on the home 'phone and then the mobile a few years ago, ignored them too. 

Eventually answered one of 'em, intended to give the caller a serve.  It turned out that the caller was the executor of an estate of a cousin of my Mum who (the cousin) had passed away about a year prior. 

They (Mum and cousin) hadn't seen each other since they were kids in Bendigo 80 plus years ago.    The cousin never married, no kids (that they knew of), no brothers or sisters and the estate of over $1M being left to the next of kin.  This started off to be 12 cousins, but as some of these had died, it left the estate to be divided up between the remaining six surviving cousins. 

Mum was guilty about receiving $150K plus, and wasn't gunna accept it, but changed her mind in the end.

Full marks to the executor for finding Mum's married name and as she is no longer listed in the White Pages, ringing all persons in the directory.  Full marks for persistence as there are 26 with my surname listed in the VIC White Pages, and I'm no. 26.

My mobile is a work 'phone, not registered in my name.  Never did find out how he got that number, glad he did though.

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"You have an unclaimed inheritance on your surname.

You had that as well, maybe we are related......

Yikes!  What a scary thought ...........
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