Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 5860670 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8000 on:** July 01, 2018, 07:19:56 AM »

People who wish to be worshipped as gods have dogs as pets.

Cats are for people who are strong enough to have a god stand on their chest at 5 am demanding a sacrifice.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8001 on:** July 01, 2018, 07:25:25 AM »

Maybe they should have weekly flights?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8002 on:** July 01, 2018, 07:37:41 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8003 on:** July 01, 2018, 11:20:31 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8004 on:** July 01, 2018, 11:36:49 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8005 on:** July 01, 2018, 04:35:45 PM »

Just received a message from 'Woolworths', stating that my recent online order will not be honored because of a discrepancy with my credit card. Then it asked me to verify my bank account.

Yeah, sure, pal. Pull the other leg. I deal in cash sales only, usually face to face.

I have NEVER ordered or purchased ANYTHING online, and I have never in my life even HAD a credit card!

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8006 on:** July 02, 2018, 04:39:00 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8007 on:** July 02, 2018, 04:40:46 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8008 on:** July 02, 2018, 04:43:12 AM »

History repeats itself ... Didn't work then, either....

STeveo · « **Reply #8009 on:** July 02, 2018, 08:21:56 AM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on July 02, 2018, 04:40:46 AM

He needs addblocker.com

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8010 on:** July 02, 2018, 09:28:43 AM »

... maybe even Adblocker Plus.

Speaking of adblocker, google keeps removing it from my computer, and allowing its own version to run. (which allows its own supported ads through) I hate distractions.

Brock · « **Reply #8011 on:** July 02, 2018, 12:15:12 PM »

Are you using chrome??

Adblock is fine in all my versions of firefox

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8012 on:** July 02, 2018, 02:10:49 PM »

Yep, Brock. It's a fairly new chrome feature, came into being 5 or 6 weeks ago. Since then I have had to reactivate Adblocker half a dozen times through settings/advanced/extensions.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8013 on:** July 02, 2018, 11:24:02 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8014 on:** July 03, 2018, 12:49:47 AM »

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8016 on:** July 03, 2018, 10:50:21 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8017 on:** July 03, 2018, 11:14:45 AM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8018 on:** July 03, 2018, 12:44:40 PM »

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8020 on:** July 03, 2018, 12:50:35 PM »

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8021 on:** July 03, 2018, 12:56:42 PM »

There are many stories related to the sinking of the "Titanic". Some have just come to light due to the success of the recent movie. For example, most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. The "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City. The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today.
It is known, of course, as: Sinko de Mayo .....

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8022 on:** July 03, 2018, 12:59:17 PM »

Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were all avid bowlers.

However, the league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire.

... Thus we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8023 on:** July 03, 2018, 01:02:09 PM »

A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever, if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls.

One day his supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some more.

On the way back, he approached two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them.

Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8024 on:** July 03, 2018, 01:02:18 PM »

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