A man returned from a foreign holiday and is feeling very ill.
He went to see his doctor, and was immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo tests.
The man woke up after the tests in a private room at the hospital when the phone by his bed started ringing.
"This is your doctor. We've had the results back from your tests and we've found you have an extremely nasty STD called G.A.S.H.
It's a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, Syphilis, and Herpes!"
"Oh my gosh," cried the man, "What are you going to do, doctor?"
"Wel, we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and sliced bread."
"Will that cure me???" asked the man.
The doctor replied, "Well no, but... it's the only food we can slide under the door to your room."