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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #14750 on: October 28, 2019, 08:39:15 AM »
You do some strange things there Paul?

Can't open windows, not allowed to climb rocks ...
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« Reply #14751 on: October 28, 2019, 11:16:14 AM »
They can  do 130 though.
 
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #14752 on: October 28, 2019, 11:30:20 AM »
I got the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" confused on my trip to Japan.

... Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #14753 on: October 28, 2019, 11:31:05 AM »
ScoMo walked into a Doctors office with a frog on his head.

The doctor asked "How can I help you?"

The frog replied "Can you remove this wart from my arse?"
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« Reply #14754 on: October 28, 2019, 11:32:12 AM »
Only here for a few minutes, got another med appt at 1pm, 3rd one for today
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #14755 on: October 28, 2019, 11:42:21 AM »
They can  do 130 though.

We've actually got open speed limits in a couple of places.
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« Reply #14756 on: October 28, 2019, 01:58:59 PM »
We've actually got open speed limits in a couple of places.

I thought they got rid of them some time back?  :'(

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« Reply #14757 on: October 28, 2019, 03:23:56 PM »
Yes they did.
 

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« Reply #14758 on: October 28, 2019, 03:25:28 PM »
Default speed limits, 110km/h in an unbuilt area unless otherwise signposted.

https://nt.gov.au/driving/safety/speed-limits/default-speed-limits
 

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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #14759 on: October 28, 2019, 03:41:47 PM »
There are 2 sections north of Alice that are still open limit thanks to the current NT government. After some checking it seems I stand corrected.
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« Reply #14760 on: October 28, 2019, 03:53:10 PM »
A lot of people aren't aware that one of the biggest condom-engineering breakthroughs actually came from a frog.

It was his idea to rib it.
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« Reply #14761 on: October 28, 2019, 03:56:49 PM »
There are 2 sections north of Alice that are still open limit thanks to the current NT government.

Bollocks.
 

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« Reply #14762 on: October 28, 2019, 04:27:20 PM »
reread my post.

There are 2 sections north of Alice that are still open limit thanks to the current NT government.

Bollocks.
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« Reply #14763 on: October 28, 2019, 04:56:07 PM »
Show me some documentation to prove it.
 

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« Reply #14764 on: October 28, 2019, 05:05:42 PM »
One More..............





Nymphomaniac Convention

A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward  his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.

"Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States ......."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded," I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.."

"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent..
We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish."

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!"

"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy." 
 
 
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« Reply #14765 on: October 28, 2019, 05:10:47 PM »
 :rofl
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #14766 on: October 28, 2019, 05:15:32 PM »
By law, you are required to turn on your headlights, if it is raining in Sweden.

But how the hell am I supposed to know if its raining in Sweden?
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Re: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, mark II. ( content may not suit everyone)
« Reply #14767 on: October 28, 2019, 05:16:11 PM »
If you don't want to reread my whole post Bodo that's your problem.

Show me some documentation to prove it.
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« Reply #14768 on: October 28, 2019, 05:23:44 PM »
There are 2 sections north of Alice that are still open limit thanks to the current NT government. After some checking it seems I stand corrected.

Kudos to your chiropractor.

I didn't realise you edited it.
 

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« Reply #14769 on: October 28, 2019, 05:29:28 PM »
maybe you need to read things before trying to start arguments.
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« Reply #14770 on: October 28, 2019, 05:33:31 PM »
You edited it after I was supposedly "trying to start arguments".
 

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« Reply #14771 on: October 28, 2019, 08:04:44 PM »
Changing the subject.....


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« Reply #14772 on: October 28, 2019, 08:08:22 PM »
Errr ... yeah... ok, I guess ... Where's her miners helmet?
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« Reply #14773 on: October 28, 2019, 09:41:58 PM »
The man who invented cats’ eye reflectors to make the roads safer at night got the idea when he saw the eyes of a cat in his headlights.

If the cat had been going the other way, he probably would have invented the pencil sharpener.
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« Reply #14774 on: October 29, 2019, 12:25:42 AM »
A Flat-Earther is lost at sea, when he sees a boat way off in the distance.

And then it disappeared.
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