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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #4501 on:** September 28, 2024, 06:04:29 PM »

SATURDAY EVENING ENTERTAINMENT....
IDIOT PHONE SCAMMER (5 MINS AGO, Asian accent) INFORMED ME THAT I WILL BE ARRESTED BY THE FBI FOR FAILING TO COMPLETE MY IRS CLAIM THIS YEAR. I TOLD HIM i WILL LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN AND THE LIGHT ON FOR THEIR ARRIVAL
OBVIOUSLY HE HAS NO IDEA EVEN WHICH COUNTRY HE IS CONTACTING WITH HIS BS..

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #4502 on:** September 28, 2024, 06:31:13 PM »

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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #4506 on:** September 28, 2024, 10:43:16 PM »

JUST REMEMBEED THIS ONE....

Woman at the Supermarket checkout a couple of custermers ahead of me.
She was grizzling about the high prices of things... (everything in her trolly was premium brands)
The guy waiting behind her spoke up...
"Did tou buy cheese to go with your whine?"