Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, Mk III. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 541460 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8125 on:** July 06, 2025, 10:05:58 PM »

High heels were invented by a short woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8126 on:** July 06, 2025, 10:54:09 PM »

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it’s more likely to be female.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8127 on:** July 06, 2025, 11:39:49 PM »

Never doubt the courage of the French.
They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8128 on:** July 06, 2025, 11:58:11 PM »

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8129 on:** July 07, 2025, 12:47:12 AM »

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8130 on:** July 07, 2025, 01:05:04 AM »

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quit.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8131 on:** July 07, 2025, 01:43:47 AM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WAiyRAf4p4

About 18 mins of cartoons

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8132 on:** July 07, 2025, 02:07:32 AM »

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8133 on:** July 07, 2025, 02:47:47 AM »

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8134 on:** July 07, 2025, 04:10:27 AM »

It’s only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8135 on:** July 07, 2025, 04:36:45 AM »

You can’t have everything. Where the hell would you put it?

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8136 on:** July 07, 2025, 05:08:27 AM »

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8137 on:** July 07, 2025, 05:34:28 AM »

Americans are incredibly impatient. Someone once said that the shortest period of time in America is the time between when the light turns green and when you hear the first horn honk.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8138 on:** July 07, 2025, 07:57:38 AM »

It’s always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8139 on:** July 07, 2025, 09:10:33 AM »

The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8140 on:** July 07, 2025, 09:48:46 AM »

Life is hard; but it’s harder if you’re stupid.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8141 on:** July 07, 2025, 10:21:01 AM »

A man doesn’t know what he knows until he knows what he doesn’t know.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8142 on:** July 07, 2025, 11:41:17 AM »

As you get older three things happen.
The first is your memory goes, and ... umm? ... I can’t remember the other two.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8143 on:** July 07, 2025, 12:21:10 PM »

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8144 on:** July 07, 2025, 01:14:03 PM »

We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk, and then the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8145 on:** July 07, 2025, 02:19:13 PM »

Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8146 on:** July 07, 2025, 03:05:45 PM »

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8147 on:** July 07, 2025, 04:13:59 PM »

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing
– that’s why we recommend it daily.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8148 on:** July 07, 2025, 05:28:20 PM »

You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8149 on:** July 07, 2025, 06:46:17 PM »

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

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