A small boy was sitting on a doorstep with a bottle of turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, 'I think this is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, my lad, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. You know, if you rub holy water on a pregnant woman's tummy, she'll pass a healthy baby.'
The little boy replied, 'Izzat so father? You know, if you rub turpentine on a cat's arse, it'll pass a Harley Davidson
