Four nuns die and go to heaven. When they arrive at the golden gates St. Peter is there to greet them. St. Peter explains to the nuns that before they pass through to heaven they each must answer the same question truthfully. The first nun steps up and St. Peter asks her,
"Have you ever been in contact with a man's willy?"
The nun, ashamed, replies,
"Yes, i once saw a man's willy."
St. Pet...er tells her to wash her eyes out with the holy water and pass on to heaven, she does.
The second nun steps up and St. Peter asks her the same question, she replies,
"Yes, i once stroked a man's willy."
St. Peter tells her to wash her hands with the holy water and pass through to heaven, she does.
When St. Peter turns to the 3rd and 4th nun he realises there is a great deal of pushing and shoving. He explains to the nuns,
"Ladies, there is plenty of room in God's house, why all this pushing and shoving?!"
The 4th nun answers,
"Well if i'm going to have to gargle this holy water i want to get to it before she sticks her fat arse in it!!"
