[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
Try this
Out:
Stop at your pharmacy
And
Go to the thermometer section and
Purchase
A rectal thermometer made
By
Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this
Brand.
When
You get home, lock your doors,
Draw
The curtains and disconnect the phone
So
You will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit
In your favourite chair. Open the package and remove the
Thermometer.
Now,
Carefully place it on a table or a surface
So
That it will not become chipped or broken.
Now
The fun part begins.
Take
Out the literature from the box and read it
Carefully.
You
Will notice that in small print there is a
Statement:
"Every
Rectal
Thermometer
Made by Johnson & Johnson
Is
Personally tested
And then
Sanitized."
Now,
Close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in
The thermometer quality control department at
Johnson
& Johnson.'
HAVE
A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE
OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
Remember,
If you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your
Heart....
Maybe
You should go and work for Johnson and Johnson!
Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date!
