I got a kiss on the lips and a snack in the mouth (we went out for a Portugese Seafood Paella).
Talking about the snack in the mouth, when my kids brought home friends for a play, I used to say to them after a while, "OK, Who's ready for a snack in the mouth?" And they would look at me blankly. Then I would say "I mean - would you like something to eat?. And they would nod and I would say: "Then you need to say "Yes, please. Spank you. Spank you very much!".
Am I a psycho or what?