Outsourcing at it's funniest

[JuST Peter]

Outsourcing (funny)

[Biggles]

Only funny when it's not you whose bank account/ telephone/ electricity supply is stuffed!   

A few Companies now instruct their Call Centre staff to say that they are in Melbourne.
That still isn't a guarantee that you will be able to understand the accent!   

The real Call Centres are lines of cubicles that stretch to the horizon.   

That old dear at least is intelligible   

[Bluey]

Cruel, but fair.

[Tipsy]

  py

as soon I get that sort of a call I start talking with the same accent and try and sell them my toothpaste.
 

Tipsy

[Brock]

One of those calls I had was from "Microsoft" regarding a problem I had with my computer...

"Computer? " said I "Which computer??" 

"Oh" said they "Your main one, how many do you have??"

"Two hundred" said I , "Do you know where you have called??? "

After a moment stunned silence, the reply was "Two hundred?? I dont know where We have called"

" Tis the Federal Police, Computer Crimes Department. Could you please hold for a few moments?? I have nearly completed tracing your call."

CLICK

[JuST Peter]

One of those calls I had was from "Microsoft" regarding a problem I had with my computer...

"Computer? " said I "Which computer??" 

"Oh" said they "Your main one, how many do you have??"

"Two hundred" said I , "Do you know where you have called??? "

After a moment stunned silence, the reply was "Two hundred?? I dont know where We have called"

" Tis the Federal Police, Computer Crimes Department. Could you please hold for a few moments?? I have nearly completed tracing your call."

CLICK

I must try to remember this one