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Offline Poppy Dave

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Sex After Surgery
« on: March 06, 2013, 11:16:54 AM »

A surgeon went to check on his patient after an operation.

"You'll be fine," he said.

She asked ...

“How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"

 

The surgeon seemed to pause, and a small tear ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye, which alarmed the girl.

"What's the matter Doctor?  I will be all right, won't I?"

He replied ...

“Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out!!"

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Re: Sex After Surgery
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2013, 02:07:21 PM »
 :eek :eek :eek
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Re: Sex After Surgery
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2013, 06:18:26 PM »
 :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl

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Re: Sex After Surgery
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2013, 07:39:55 PM »
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