Author Topic: A Horse A CHICKEN AND A HARLEY  (Read 2264 times)

Offline Z900owner

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A Horse A CHICKEN AND A HARLEY
« on: June 09, 2013, 06:52:59 AM »
On  the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to  play together.

 One  day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and  began to sink.

Scared  for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get  the farmer for help!

 Off  the chicken ran, back to the farm.

 Arriving at the farm, he  searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

 Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.

 Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's  life.

 Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold
 of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.

 After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

 Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the  farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he  returned.

 The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best  buddies, best pals.

 A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon,  he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his  life!

 The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.

 Looking  underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit.

 The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and  out, saving his life.

 The moral of the story? (Yep. You betcha. There is a moral!)


'When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks!


 :nahnah :nahnah :nahnah :nahnah :nahnah


 

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Re: A Horse A CHICKEN AND A HARLEY
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2013, 09:10:18 AM »
 :crackup The same joke is normally done with a Porsche  :thumb
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Re: A Horse A CHICKEN AND A HARLEY
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2013, 03:58:03 PM »
Yea, so. What's the surprise?  :butt  :crackup

I've heard about these Harley riders. They carry their spare of sox down the front of their jeans. :eek  :o
 

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Re: A Horse A CHICKEN AND A HARLEY
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2013, 10:36:39 PM »
nice. :rofl

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Re: A Horse A CHICKEN AND A HARLEY
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2013, 10:42:18 PM »
I don't know how to say this,,

I do own a Harley

and


I have never been able to pick up chicks like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!